Twilight

The other day, while I was sitting in a lounge on base I overheard a conversation between a young couple. The woman, who was blonde and in her thirties, was sitting at a table reading the newspaper when her man walks up.
“Hey, I found out they’re playing Twilight at the theater this evening.” She says.
He looks at her, frowning. “Umm… You want to see it again?”
With those words, she glares at him, shuts her newspaper with a huff, stands up, and snaps, “YES. I do.” and starts walking off with him trailing behind her.
Poor guy. I bet I knew what you did last night.. other than sleeping on the couch.. But I wrote a poem for you. Maybe it will make you feel better.

Twilight, oh Twilight. You make women bitches
And I'm laughing so hard that my belly’s got stitches
You run after the stars
Make them get hit by cars.
But they don't mind, they steal your riches.

True story. Robert Pattinson was once ran into a street because a a mob of crazy Twilight fans were chasing him, and he got hit by a taxi. Whaaaat the hell.